Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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