what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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