dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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