my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
