Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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