There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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