I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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