whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She's not a foreskin expert like you
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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