At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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