yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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