I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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