question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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