Duck Duck Cougar?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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