My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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