Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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