ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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