he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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