I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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