it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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