IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Be still, my beating vagina.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i need to put some appletini on your dick
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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