I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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