why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I am one with the molecules
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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