Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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