All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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