i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Come on in and take your pants off
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