do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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