a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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