no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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