I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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