if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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