lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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