Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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