I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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