I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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