Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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