glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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