"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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