you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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