Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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