using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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