my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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