Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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