Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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