Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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