i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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