Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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