that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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