I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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