No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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