ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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