I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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