Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
That was before I lit my hair on fire
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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