Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
